So.

When one hasn’t eaten in a few hours and one watches cooking shows…

IT DOESN’T HELP.

I remember back in my natural psychology class, we learned about a pair of scientists who tied hunger to contractions in the stomach, and so, logically, decided to… well…

shove a balloon into one experimentor’s stomach and inflate it.

…

the contractions did, in fact, stop.

i believe the studies showed irrefutably that scientists are crazy.