1) The Only Motion Picture I’ve seen where the ticket price is a discount. See it if at all possible.
2) Every oscar => Inception. It’s not a prediction, it’s a demand.
3) This is what happens when you present this kind of movie to a punster. I have begun imagining various spin-offs from this film. They include:
a) A mind where security has discovered a method that is foolproof against inception. Using specialized pills and rubbers, combined with continuous line and pattern dancing, this mind is a safe without a combination: inception is impossible here in the striking production of CONTRACEPTION.
b) The porn version of Inception, featuring the bustiest women in the industry as dangerous, erotic agents in a story of betrayal: DOUBLE D-CEPTION.
c) In the sequel to the fantastic film Inception, a cellphone based method of dream interface is created, and signal becomes all important in the art of idea implantation: RECEPTION!
d) God sends a black ops angel to convince a young hebrew virgin that she herself intends to give birth to the messiah: THE IMMACULATE CONCEPTION
e) A wealthy dance company (bwahahaha!) hires a team of extractors to take on Andrew Lloyd Webber in order to create a musical based around the stories of felines: PURR- CEPTION
f) A scrawny young man is convinced to become the world’s greatest body builder by a team of highly trained extractors in this coming of age story: BICEPTION
g) The story of Mal and Cobb and their adventures before Inception: “PRECEPTION”
I hope you all enjoyed those as much as I did. Or at least cringed.
On a different note, come see my show next Wednesday at 10.00! check out The Santa’s Helper page for details, and order your tickets in advance at http://www.capitalfringe.org!